This is Amerrriicaa

<== Hungover canoeing down the Wisconsin river? You betcha!

Crusin' down the river ==>

<== So tired afterwards... Mrs. Norris and Jake are comforting us. But no rest for the weary, we gots to go.

But first, breakfastlunch, featuring butterburgers and fried cheese curds at the original Culver's. Gonna need more salad. ==>

<== On the road to the Twin Cities.

Suddenly, Mall of America!!! Whoooo! ==>

<== This place is nuts. It's cavernous, and the amusement park in the middle of it is a fo' realz amusement park, in addition to like 4 roller coasters, all the regular fair rides and games, they have a freaking log flume.

Mexican food at the MoA? Don't mind if we do. That's a view of the mall in the background. The inside of the mall. Delicious! Gonna need more salad. ==>

<== And finally Thomas arrives. Deluxe accommodations await him. He's getting into the swing of things with thos Wisconsin Amber's